overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER



stereksextape:

Apparently men don’t like skinny jeans because it leaves nothing to the imaginations?

What is there to imagine?

Yes, there are two legs there what else did you expect, tentacles?



thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

fandomcollector:

electrikmoonlight:

mildserendipity:

WTF I LIETERALLY THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT DOGS UNTIL NOW I AM 20 YEARS OLD

of course it was, why would he actually sing about real dogs and why they got out

No it isn’t. It’s actually talking about the men who predate upon women in clubs, calling them dogs, not ‘ugly women’. Just look at the lyrics:

And tell the fellas stop the name callin
Yepee ah yo
Then them girls respond to the call
I hear a woman shout out
Who let the dogs out
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof

Or if that isn’t clear enough for you that it’s women quite clearly calling the men dogs then read this next bit:

Get back gruffy, mash scruffy
Get back you flea infested mongrel
Now I tell meh self dem man go get angry
Ah yepee ah yo
To hear them girls calling them canine

It’s saying that men who attack women for being ‘ugly’ or refuse to leave them alone are worse than stray mongrels! It plainly points out that women do not want or appreciate the attention and so taunt them with the verse of ‘who let the dogs out’ because they are both unable to control themselves and vile little creatures. Learn to do some fucking research.

Oh.



  • Me: I wanna do something
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety: No you dont
  • Me: But
  • Anxiety: No


milfordman:

reasons black clothing is superior

  • everyone knows that you’re a fucking badass
  • everything matches
  • you look like you could disappear into the void at any given moment
  • what are stains



plantybabe:

Girls are such beautiful creatures but u only ever see a hot guy like once a blue moon on the 3rd last tuesday of july at exactly 12:35 or u miss it



equality-activist-atheist-woman:

It’s easy to be “pro life” when you’re not homeless and pregnant



suicidxl-queen:

"What if one of those fetuses that was aborted would have found a cure for cancer??!!?"

What if.
What if???
What if hitler had been aborted??
What if kony had been aborted??
What if osama bin laden had been aborted??
What if one of those fetuses that was aborted was going to be a pedophile?
What if they were a murderer?
What if???????
A woman getting an abortion right now might be saving all our asses
Literally what a stupid argument



vinebox:

When straight guys eat a banana 



kinks182:

if someone writes you a letter or makes you a mixtape or composes a poem or song about you or creates literally anything for you then you had better cherish the absolute shit out of that person because they care about you a real lot


CREDIT