cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
Apparently men don’t like skinny jeans because it leaves nothing to the imaginations?
What is there to imagine?
Yes, there are two legs there what else did you expect, tentacles?
- Me: I wanna do something
- Anxiety: No you dont
- Me: But
- Anxiety: No
reasons black clothing is superior
- everyone knows that you’re a fucking badass
- everything matches
- you look like you could disappear into the void at any given moment
- what are stains
Girls are such beautiful creatures but u only ever see a hot guy like once a blue moon on the 3rd last tuesday of july at exactly 12:35 or u miss it
It’s easy to be “pro life” when you’re not homeless and pregnant
"What if one of those fetuses that was aborted would have found a cure for cancer??!!?"
What if hitler had been aborted??
What if kony had been aborted??
What if osama bin laden had been aborted??
What if one of those fetuses that was aborted was going to be a pedophile?
What if they were a murderer?
A woman getting an abortion right now might be saving all our asses
Literally what a stupid argument
if someone writes you a letter or makes you a mixtape or composes a poem or song about you or creates literally anything for you then you had better cherish the absolute shit out of that person because they care about you a real lot